It was many summers ago and many winters have passed since the southerner visited us. It has been so long a time that my memory is a bit fuzzy. Well, a young man came wandering up to our country, this was when we still called our land ours. This man’s name was Carl and he he told us that monno konakasa ålmai , I am the king’s man. He also said i mon håla sami giela , I do not speak the Sami language. He also asked us about what our words are for penis and the word for the womens membrum genitale mulierum . I must say, we thought him a strange man.”