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  • 标题:Please, don't tell me you 'golf' - Brief Article
  • 作者:David Owen
  • 期刊名称:Golf Digest
  • 印刷版ISSN:0017-176X
  • 出版年度:2001
  • 卷号:April 2001
  • 出版社:The Golf Digest Companies

Please, don't tell me you 'golf' - Brief Article

David Owen

Ordinarily I'm not a language snob. Does it really matter if people incorrectly refer to concrete as "cement," or say "fortuitous" when what they really mean is "serendipitous," or use "enormity" as a synonym for "immensity," or complain about their "arteriosclerosis" when what they actually have is atherosclerosis (unless it's the other way around)? Life is too short for brooding about the vocabularies of strangers.

And yet.

Surely you, too, have noticed that half the people in America now un-ashamedly use golf as a verb: Do you golf? My brother-in-law golfs. Have you ever seen Tiger Woods golf? My wife and I golfed on our honeymoon. I'm thinking of teaching my cat to golf. People who speak this way are almost always nonplayers or neophytes. It's your great-aunt, not David Duval, who asks you if you "golfed" over the weekend. The pro at your club doesn't "golf." The other members of your foursome don't "golf." And Ben Hogan never "golfed" in his life.

This linguistic form is unique to our game, incidentally. Nobody tennises, or baseballs, or billiardses, or soccers. The people who use golf as a verb could cite the dictionary in their defense, but the dictionary is not enough: The word just doesn't sound serious. Using golf as a verb is like using sex as a verb (a usage permissible only for people who hold certain unglamorous jobs in the poultry industry). Using golf as a verb demeans our noble game.

I don't mind golfer (although a few purists insist on player). I can even stand an occasional golfing. But the entire conjugation of "to golf" makes me want to grab a 4-iron and golf somebody in the head.

While we're on the subject of golf-related annoyances, let's spend a moment on ball washers. Beginning players are always easy to spot: They keep their tees in wrist bandoliers, and they can't pass a ball washer without using it. You hear them pumping as you tee up your first drive of the morning; you hear them pumping as you consider your final putt of the afternoon. These new golfers need to be told that ball washers serve a decorative function only, and are never to be used. Real golfers clean their balls by spitting on them and rubbing them on their pants, making a permanent stain that identifies them as players, not as people who "golf."

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