Dilbert.

Adams, Scott

YOUR RESUME SAYS YOU'RE A CAREER CRIMINAL.

YUP.

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UM ... WHY ARE YOU APPLYING FOR A JOB HERE?

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I'M GETTING TENDONITIS IN MY PISTOL-WHIPPING ARM.

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I THOUGHT I'D TRY THE SLOWER PACED LIFE OF WHITE COLLAR CRIME.

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SECURITY

HOW MUCH CAN I EXPECT TO EMBEZZLE IN MY FIRST YEAR?

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EARL?

LEFTY!

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FORGET THIS JOB. SECURITY IS WHERE THE BIG MONEY IS.

CAN YOU GET ME IN?

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I SHOULD START LOCKING MY DESK.

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